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Creative juices
I did this. I was a bit bored. Hope it makes you laugh.
Your Sex Personality:
Circle the answer which is the closest match to you. Oh, it’s on a computer, paper and pen time then!
1. It’s Saturday night and time for that special date. What do you wear?
(a) Something smart which shows off my physical assets and underneath, new pants (just in case)
2. The last time I had sex was...
(a) By myself, with some porn, while my partner took the to the park
3. I made my last partner scream by....
(a) Turning on the hot tap in the kitchen while he/she was in the shower
4. I think about sex....
(a) On Saturday night, just before bed time
5. How many sexual positions have you tried?
(a) 3
6. After sex I like to.....
(a) Have a nice hot cup of tea with a chocolate hobnob
7. My best asset is...
(a) my sense of humour
8. Sounds can be very erotic, what noise turns you on the most?
(a) Having my partner murmur, “I love you” while we’re making love
9. My friends would describe me as....
(a) Funny, caring, honest, loyal, grounded
10. The sexiest sight I can imagine is....
(a) Soft lights, candles, roaring log fire
Now tot up your scores and check below to see your sexual personality type:
Mainly A’s? Pretty normal, nothing to worry about. You have to work a bit to keep a sex life going but really, it’s ok....honestly. It’s fine....really.
Mainly B’s? You grab life by the balls, bind them in leather and then suck on them. You may have an itch, or a rash, or a loyalty card at the local STD clinic. However, you’ll probably start an orgy there as well so what’s the problem. You will never be lonely or cold.
Mainly C’s? You have a lovely garden, focus on that.
Mainly D’s? There are lots of people out there waiting to meet you....Interpol, The FBI, Special Victims Unit and New Scotland Yard’s elite Serial Crime Squad to name but a few.
Mainly E’s? You’re a small yappy dog, how did you manage to switch the computer on? |
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I have 6 a's 2 b's and 1 c then I have 1 d..
What do i win...? | |||
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